tomorow is never promised

sorry so long

2005-10-05T03:49:07Z

hey hey whats up im back alive

wow iv been gone so long i cant remember when the last time i updated but a good buddy of mine JeNnIfEr requested pic of the heir to my throne

here is his yeah im so awsome pose i like it

he does that a lil to often but he is stronge now here is the token look at me a a FATHER shot

yeah it all good except for the tottal lack of sleep but im sure ill get used to that one lol
oh and one more you guys got to see his poop face its the bomb

well my probation starts to day for 6 moths but man i cant wait to be done i feel all paranoid now cant help it
and ummm nothing reallly else to report just spend all my time with my lil beaner and work man work sucks and i want to go visit george at his job it will be weird to see him working for the man
well speaking of george cheak out what i found all folded up under my seat
sorry i couldent turn it around so work with me here and get ur bend on NOW..................WOOPS NEVER MIND I FIXED IT now...

10 pennys to the person who can name all the men in that photo

STARTING NOW

YEAH
well he wok up sooo now i have to hold him ill finish this bad boi later

peace yallllllllllllllllllll

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man its been a long time a really long time

2005-09-09T06:18:08Z

dear live journey,

well ive been working on that lil thing called a my space its pretty cool you find a lot of people fast just like george said. but i missed this place a little to much so yeah i came to write to YOU.

well life has been pretty swell so far the doctors keep scaring the shit out of me everytime we go becuse they keep saying only 48 hours till ur baby comes and like its been 2 weeks since they said that last so screw that fancy education what do they know lol.and umm yeah i figureed out ive been saving a shit load of money cuz ive been parking in the doctors parking,
yeah a dum ass security stoped me yesterday and was all
"YOU CANT PARK HERE THIS IS DOCTOR PARKING PATIENTS ON THE OTHER SIDE"
i was all whatever ive been parking here for the last nine moths whats up

"THATS NOT POSSIBOL THIS IS DOCTORS ONLY YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE"

SO WHEN I FINALLY FOUNF THAT DAMN PATIENTS PARKING they charged me $3.50 to park there.
damn jackoffs dont they make enough money already man what a ripp,
well anyway i saved a bunch o cash by not parking there the other 39 visits to the hospitols iv takin.
score one for the lil guy!!!!!!

well iv started finding out different ways to eat ramen so i dont get bored with it yeah my step moms gonna get me a rammen cook book yeah she is cool.
anyway man its been my 3rd week with out smoking i got over that stupid shit keeping me awake but for somereason my eye is twitching now just today and it just started like an hour ago mman its frekin me out what does it alll mean BAZEL

well my life is now complete i have now seen the 2 greatest movies ever made

THE TRANSPORTER

------

and

-------

THE TRANSPORTER 2

man if anyone still needs to see that movie i will go with you i will even give you a ride man you gotta go it will change ur life
yeah boi
yess it was teh best i was all yeah this rocks then me jj and minsy all ate at tacobell/longjohns

cheak out my pimpin hat YO ho ho

yeah well richards 3 days of partying was coool even though i cant remeber them all completly but i remember meeting this guy

i think his name was alex man he was a cool guy i think this was day 2
and george told us all his univeres theroy with was pretty cool i must say
he is all

THE UNIVERSE IS FUCKING AMAZING AND LIKE THERE IS PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE AND YEAH MAN !

YEAH
i was a lil tippsy but i gotch man lets get those basterds befor they get us

i got to see alot o people i have not seen in a long time it was good saw freedy good man danny good man sassy good girl cookie Good girl Alex good man dough boi and E Both great guys man that was te shit seeing dough boi but man if you know him man that guy is the shit eh adn jerry i must c more often to good of friends to only see once a month i swear
but george i could spend eternity with and never regret it

here is to us man may we never part
well yeah the last day no one went but me richer and jer and paul got wasted yeah boi.

well my apartment is all the same same old shit i just fell in love with the pipes on top of all the apt. s i just love them looks cool

and here is a pic of my friends joels kid
his name is river and he is like the bomb makes me want my son now god damn i cant wait no more

and thats it just want to make sure
MINDY KNOWS

I LOVE HER

AND THAT MY DAD KNOW I LOVE HIIM AND I NEVER WANT HIM TO LEAVE THIS EARTH EVER

YOU HEAR THAT DAD U BETTER NOT CROAK ON ME I WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU I KNOW IT.

well journey take care and sorry bout the pics all you guys with dial up ill learn how to us ccuts soon i promise
albert out chilli dogs

work and a fuck ass of a roomate

2005-08-24T00:08:20Z

well im here at work doing the usuall wiriting on theis thing when i get a call

its my roomate jer

he says
HEY WHATS UP IM BORED OUT OF MY ASS

and i say nothing just sitting looking trew live journal

oh yeah i got you a new LJ icon its the cutest thing ever *ill post it when i get home *
HE SAYS

WHAT THE FUCK I DONT CARE ABOUT LIVE JOURNAL WASTE OF MY TIME WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THAT NO ONE COMMETS TO YOU SO Y DO YOU WATE YOUR TIME

i said ]
its not cuz of that man its so i can vent my self and keep track of things and c how all my friends are doing even though there is not always comments i know people are lookin LOl

witch was reponded by a breif

BULL SHIT MAN NO WAY

well anyway man imgetting pretty bored with my roomate most of my decision to stop puffin was becuse of him
he gets all retarded and talks about the shit i dont wanna here forever
trust me dont smoke
anyway he says becuse me and mindy lives here and he live with noone that the rent must split it 305 200

he pays the 200 i told him bullshit man that dosent make sence what do you think

son of my bitch

2005-08-23T18:17:30Z

PHOTO REALIZM

well these last few days have been moving way to fast for me really fast but after all and all i have decided to to quit smoking becuse man i have like this hard cough now and yeah im just done with that shit i gotta get my shit straight for my boy

oh yeah mindy had our baby early this morning im in the hospitol writing this

NAHNAH JUST KIDDING SOON THOUGH
but that woulf be pretty cool though any way yeah
life is pretty much being the same for me except for this one pipe we found in the pool it like sucks thingsd in it was awsome we were puting our hands on it till some one dared me to have me put my stomach on it

i still have the scar

work sucks bad just cuz its sooo boring

exceot for when im thinking about that guy LOL
yeah but things aree gonna have to start turning around or m=im gonna cut my hand off

oh i cut my hair for court

it didnt help so i died it red in the front
i feel beter about the 6 months probation they gave me *nah i dont*

yeah thats my boss liking my other bosses crotch it was a goot time that time we took vodka to work and we got mad drunk like 1 hour befor close and we got all busy with cutomers man i fucked up a lot o pizzas that night
and one final one of my brother just to represent

this was at my dads weding it was all good
well till nxt time love albert

im not low

2005-08-23T01:29:52Z

with the plan sum days some nights sum livr fight and die in the name of the samuri

a battle cry a battle cry
*click*
sop yeah today was bad untill now
then i got better and now im here watching samuari champloo vol. 4 its the bom
mugen dies in this one yeah

its awsome and jin was all CALM URSELF

YOU MUST CALM DOWN'

YEAH THERE IS THIS SAD SONG ABOUT DEATH WRITTEN IN JAPPANES IT SONDS SO BEAUTIFUL O COULD LISTEN TO IT ALL DAY BECUSE I DONT KNow what ist about cuz if i remebered i would be sad

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hmm makes you wonder about if your not gonna have enough money to eat when your older man are you gonna starv or what
and now sassy just texed me

nO MiNdY wAs NoTgOnNa Hv Or baBy yEt NOT YET LIKE 1 OR 2 MORE weeks then dont worry ill tell you

but later i gotta eat

peace dog

i just got the greatest call

2005-08-19T01:18:19Z

i was sitting at my house thinking about how bummed i am that i for this friday and yeah i was bummed and then i got the greatest call '

my frind joel called and said let me buy you some beer bud and liquer and lets get plastered at my place

holy shit somebody threw me a birthday party yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

friends rock well so i just showered and am on my way to his house pictures tommorow morning if im not too hungover lol

oh and im getting 3 months probation starting sep. 20th WOOT DOGGIE

ANy way if anyone is reading this and know were joel live feel free to join in love you all

@

aslut4jer @ 2005-08-10T22:51:00

2005-08-11T05:07:43Z

lets try this again

here is a pic of me

and the pic of my pizza hut boss

BTREAYING US!!!!!!!!

and a quick pic oh me brotdah he rocks

and one more i goota put cuz he is the guy who fixed the problem man you rock OMAR!!!!!!!

aslut4jer @ 2005-08-08T13:44:00

2005-08-08T21:22:11Z

pictures

this is a pic of me at my old work PIZZA HUT good times

what are you eating there boss some delicios pizza hut pizza?????

NOOOOOOOOOOO betrayal he has fallen to the dark side but still...GOOD TIMES

AND ONE LAST PIC FOR GOOD MESURE!!!!!,/P>

he is sooooooooooo cute in a not gay way yah know
yeah anyway well i learned how to do pics and stuff so hopefully i can have alot more fun with this and promise to make a real post soon love all
your friend
abert

ima t work

2005-08-06T05:07:47Z

hey im at work look eat i can do at work im tottaly surfing the web oh man what a great job this is i never wanna leave anyway well i havent made a pizza in over 3 hours
watched all of big-boys.com updates and am now writing in my journal my boss i smokinf and talking to his ex oh man what a great day oh well jenn and dasiy came over today yeah they are the same tottaly the same and we just played a lil games till they wanted to go have sex with a drunk guy for food or something oh well today went good and umm lets see what anonomis has to say about my dad today
love you all
expecially annonomis
albert

ps i am a slacker
and omar whatever it is man im sorry dont cry
and sassy thanks for the advise when are we gonna drink again
its my birthday cumming up i hope i can do something i wanna throw a party for myself but i dont know if anyone would cum
i dont wanna look dum you know and i cant get friday off cuz im already geting the 16th off cuz i have court damn well lets hope i can throw a party you guys better cum

uh cuz i need attention
yeah

pss im a big ass slacker

mabey i should have a my birthday/ babyshower with food and drinks and fire and fireworks yeah
what do you guys think of that oh well

iv said to much
eat ur veggies
love
the big guy

o h and 2 differrent people said i looked fat today
i have decided to join a gym
well here is 2 a new life style no smokeing more working out

^^

aslut4jer @ 2005-08-04T21:24:00

2005-08-05T03:30:00Z

i just was in a fight with mindy
she said she cant live in a house with a roomate
i told her i needed her here to support me and that i was sorry i could not afford a place by myself
but this was the best i could do and at its not much but at least it ours
she said fine then i dont want to be here then

i asked her are you abandoning me?

she said no

then she waited

then she said yes
mindy is leaving my our apartment tomorrow

im getting abandoned
i dont want to be here without her
she was the reason i got this place so we could have a place to call ours
her and me and our son
we were supposed to do this together
now everything is fucked up
i dont wanna be here anymore
i just wanna wake up at home
i miss that place
i miss the time
more than anythign right now
i dont wanna be here

scars on britney spears face

2005-08-02T22:24:12Z

well im bored again and i figured out that my new job is super boring but for 5.50 an hour i can sit on my ass all they want for real we sat on our ass and downloaded sister hood of the traveling pants on the computer and listened to my ipod the whole time SWEEt
well anyway nothing new to report just bored woke up at noon again man this rocks well gotta get ready later later

love @

wow man drugs are bad

2005-08-01T16:41:17Z

well well its the first and rent is due AGAIN,shit shit well im covered but i dont know bout jer o well ill ask when he wakes up
hmmmm freddys party was very kool i went with a new friend i have JOEL and his wife RINA the biggest potheads i know next to fredo and yeah they got the munchies just when the party was getting real good so i had to take off damn oh well thanks freddy nice to c paul again man i love that guy nice man with the mike jones playing all loud in his car and man was george was messed up hell yeah good man good man

well we drove 3 hours out to balmerahe texas to swim in the worlds largest swiming hole there are like fishs and fucking monsters and shit and we were all fucking high off our ass wish i had pics of jj running around freaking out on the fish and fredo alll chilling like a gracefull manate in the water i had a great time but thew drive fucking killed me damn never again but oh well
well jj is in school now so i cant hang with him ass often and jer now everyday gets on my balls man i wanna have my OWN place oh well thats life

everyone be good and omar whatever it is man im sooooooooo sorry im sorry man

love albert

shroom thats a trip mow yeah i said meow

2005-07-09T07:55:43Z

well i tried mushrooms for the 2nd time in my life and this one was a lil scary man ill tell you that shit was cumming out the tv and the doors and hallways kept closing up on me it sucked but im okay now it probobly was a lil bad becuse i had sooooooooo much fuckin orange juice befor and during man i triped jer went like a whole nother hour than i did so i went home and he spent the night and joel said he waked it off in the living room in the night but jer said its toooootaly not true but whatever well omar was getting screwed again at work i dont know how he never tells me but man whatever whatever it was im sorry man im sorry well i think london will be the name of ht ebaby will be london any more suggestions guys and girls and sassy sasy sassy all over the place lalalalaa (not sarcastically)
well dude and duddets stay away from drugs and be safe out ther
fred sorry i missed poker night and i have a new full support aco taoday hurrahhhhhh <--------nerd shit again

love yall
@

dango yo i brought the orange juice

2005-07-06T20:51:28Z

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
i finally got my shit working at my apartment yeah
im gonna learn how to post pics and other good shit yeah im happy i can finnaly rag again
nerd thing yah know
well mindy is getting more and more pregnant everyday so thats looking good and i went to a pre 4th party wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the hell out in weco tanks man my car got dirty then we got messed up as fuck and i won the award for biggest fire started by a firework but i also burned my self like 5 times man im dum it went all good but when we came back to myplace and georges car got broken into man that made me feel like shit well man im sorry for what happened i truely am sorry for living in a shitty neighbor hood but its all i can afford pleaze say you dont hate me
man well as for everyone else yeah sassy this sassy that we hung out saw messsed up shit funny shit all over that tour sassy sassy sassy all over the place and ummmmmmmmm
jenn i dunno u know mindy lives here u better plan ur trips CAREFULLY
lol
i love you all specially robbi /grat
but any way take care o

and these are the 3 names i am thinking of
but they will probobly change
burt they are
london
indiana
cloud

peace
@

denny what the fuck

2005-07-02T21:11:45Z

anyway well im at my apartment all the time now its like the tottal bachlor life is a real drag i feel like im getting fat but then again im not eating much any more so i think it evens out
man i lost my favorite boss today im soo sad i always felt like he was the only one there looking out for me but then again i guess you gotta do things for urself sometimes well

the warpped tour was real good FROMFIRSTTOLAST kinnda dissapointed me aw lil but not to much and other than that and that black guy giving me the charlie horse of my life it was the bomb ant then after the guy who gave us a ride down there ish kept everyones wallet in his car and no one got them down so the next day everyone was calling me all

man i cant get a hold o ish and i need my goddamn wallet

damn you ish damn you

well im moving my comp to my apt right now so it may take a while to get the internet up again so c u when i can oh yeah and richard got 2 tickets on the wayh home and he had to kill OLLLLLLLL WILLLLLA

R.I.P. ol willa you will be missed
im sorry danny my heart goes out to you

lots o love
@

p.s. im sorry omar for what ever it was im sorry

aslut4jer @ 2005-06-22T02:19:00

2005-06-22T08:19:57Z

I MOVE OUT TODAY SO COME BY AND HELP OUT AND DONATE TO OUR EMPTY LIL APARTMENT
FREE DRINKS ON ME AND BEAR ALL DAY
LOVE
@

yo yo yoy

2005-06-20T23:27:12Z

hey okay so work is soooooooooo awful now man i cant stand it i want out so bad but i cant not have a job damn damn this world and yeah the baby is doing great and all i went to derby with bitchard bear joel and rina the other thursday man git really drunk then i saw some ciggs on a table and thought i would snatch them and i did and when i came back to the table i found out the girl though jer stole them and asked for i d or something then i figured out why on the way back over man a girls school i d was in there man that sucked i feel really bad like an ass hole but there is nothing i can do to change the past and well jer fought some nazi that was on bitchards car oh well thats that c yall later gottta go eat bb

@2

come on lets see

2005-06-14T20:06:28Z

well anyway my dads wedding went great catalmens was fun and the food rocked and they left yesterday for las vegas and let us home alone we have been drinking ever since and tonight is the last night they will be gone

so party at my house LOL
any way i just saw coldplay on VH1 s storytellers i cryed a lil it was all good
well mindys belly buton poped out like a day ago i think thats is so cute and my baby is kicking alot more lately too damn i wanted to c the mars volta but couldent go and becuse i asked for my dads wedding day off they didnt give me the warpped tour day off well they said mabey i might get it here is hopeing
well more later i guess
oh and stripsearch is a good show too damn i think im addicted to VH1 oh well im like that lol

@

well well we meet again

2005-06-07T06:28:20Z

MAN I totally watched like 6 episodes of meet tha barkers today
well today was full of swiming charals junior and family trouble man my step mom makes my dad sad i wish her sorray ass and spoiled bitch daughter would move out of my house
well i skated all day with jj and the bear and mindy
then we stoped by my work and a girl said hi to me and mindy freaked and refused to talk to me then my REAGOMAL MANAGER CAME IN and was all what r u doing and im all writing down my schedual and he said okay but then leave you cant loader here and then bear called him a cracker when we left and man i thought i was gonna get fired well man no one respects MY FEELINGS

LOL
well that how it goes

love albert

god damnit leroy

2005-06-04T20:46:59Z

well this is how yesterday went i was all going onto work at 3 and i was really expecting to close the place stay untill like 2 in the morning yeah its a big shift but its all i can do to survive LOL
but its that job that got me my bad ass new side kick II i love that lil bad boi
well any way i go into work and i find out a cook came in at the same time as me and that one is coming in at six i think that is the bomb so work is going smooth as a babys bottem they said once i finish prep i can go home (thats like a 2 hour thing but it was 6 so i was all hell yeah off at 8 boo-yah) when the big big boss the one that could fire my boss in a second comes in he is all bitching people out and he comes up to me and goes "WHAT R U DOING" im all well im preping sir the larege pan
he goes well ur doing it all wronge u r doing them 40 at a time when you should be doing them 5 at a time and the guy who did prep in the morning did it wronge so go get all his stuff and re-do them and then start doing prep 5 at a time

for those of you who got lost let me put it this way a 2 hour job turned into a 5 hour job at that one moment

well he walked away from me bitched out the servers then he bitched at the drivers then gave the team leaders there own personal bitch out and then the rest of the cooks got thers and then he bitched the whole store out as a whole and then he was gone
self o stem all gone and we were tatered and broken we fixed that good with some dirty pictures of things taken buy the good old cooks as soon as i learn to post pics i will put up the dirtyest of them damn they were funny then joel my good friend the driver and i smoked out behind the dumpster befor he left and then i finall got out at aprox 11 o clock rounded up bear and fatso mindy and headed up to joels wifes suprise B-DAY party it was a blast damn we got soo drunk on vodka and budwiser then she rolled these 2 fatass blunts and we sat around the kitchen table there was like ten of us passing those bad boys around till we couldent no more soory to all the pople that called my phone that night it died and i got all ur messages this morning

SOOOOO THIS ONE GOES OUT TO U DANNY THE MOSST I LOVE YOU MAN SOORY FOR MISSING OUT I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE NEXT TIME I PROMISE

well any way i passed out on mindys lap and then bear passed out but we were like the last ones but hey at least i made it till the shower scene in half baked
o damn that is the shit "IV HAD ENOGH OF YOU SQUERLLY "
WELL we woke up at like 6 in the mornig and snuck out so that how that goes like always good time good time
well well ummmmmmm i droped off bear and slept at mindys for like 3 more hours it was the super bomb man she takes way to good care of me i love you mindy soo much oh and i came up with a new name
HOW ABOUT LONDON WHAT DO U GUYS THINK
oh and joel gave us the best damn baby shower present of them all it was alot of good stuff like a chair and cloths and monitors well oh yeah and the funiest part of the night was when we sent the girls out to mc donalds at like 1 to get 17 double chese burgers 11 mc chickens and 6 apple pies and 4 fruit parfets
i wish i could have found the recipit to prove it but man i was gone oh well
well that was my friday night hope you guys had fun be safe

love albert
night journey

this shit is bannans

2005-06-01T07:09:06Z

okay well ists been months and years since i have updated this damn thing so here goeswell my boy is doing good he will be coming out in like 4 more months and i am so ready for it me jer an mindy are moving out in like 2 weeks so im excited about that and work well some guys just quit again son of a bitchs life moves on and hair grows back well iv been out of buddah for like a week now and it seems that i am getting the most customer coming out now and iv been smoking alot more lately what a stupid kid i am well there is going to be a good party on friday for my good friends wife its gonna be a shroom herbin tastic time if you now what i mean and well youget parffis are the best damn food in the world well george if you read this on wednesday i have a doctors opoint ment on the morning and so we wont be there in the morning well sassy sorry i missed out on ur day alone hook us up with another day to do as we plaese LOL
wellnothing much else gotta keep on keeping on and i saw water world it was the bomb
DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH
\

go watch it you wont regret it

love yall be safe

well well yeah yeah it goes like this

2005-05-18T07:53:20Z

hi journey
well i completly missed alex damit now i want to kill my self

*tries to hang self with underware*

man that smells

okay okay wells its late as usuall after work fellin a lil beat think il beat IT lol \\\

well my boss was being really slutty today i was a lil freaked out but it was nice to be flirted with
havent had that happen in a while
but i know where i belonge
with my baby but i still wonder about all the things that could have
been
but whatever man im beat
i decided to tell my dad about me moving out and that midy is pregnant on thursday wish me luck
but i guess its better now
i got a nice silk book from elle suzis daughter (my step sister)
she is nice she moved into my room i live in the family room now even more LOL
whast else well thats about it
i tottaly flodded the kitchen ,landry room.and garage today
i put my cloths in the washing machine and then walked away to go sleep a lil then next thing you know what everywere like damn it didnt drain the water it just kept going i was all GODDAMN well that suck got drunk and watched unleshed with somme good friends and my baby and baby it was hella good now i gotta get baked and watch HITCHHICKERS GUIDE any taker ill pay LOL
well c yah on the flip side
damn that was dumb

@

ARGHHH GAG me with a spoon

2005-05-15T09:03:16Z

well well over time we meet again what is up what is up

well heres how it goes down im all at work all day and i got a lil twisted out side with a good friend then went inside and moped a shitty but my boss was all cool she was out there gettin a lil tweeked too LOL well my other boss man told me bout all the girls he had sex with at work i was impressed and he was impressed that my girlfriend mindy was the only girl i ever done the dirty with he told me i was missing out but whatever but yeah well my boss beggede me to take the day off tommorow so i am gonna mabey cach a flick or something who know but whatever i cant think of anythign else
jerry and marissa added me to there friends list today yeah yeahhhhhh
still miss paul alot but he still hates me
i am in love with bears mew job that means we can get a better apartment now
hope you guys join us at our place for a good time some time well ill go to bed know

yeah yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@###########$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^&&&&&&&********(()))_+++

8------------------------------------------------D yeah thats my penis
to quote my grreat boss
"you eat it all albert you eat it all"

what a player

good night

WOW its friday the 13th

2005-05-14T06:14:36Z

well lets put it this way today started by me droping my keys in toliet that me and my brother had peped in and was to lazy to flush ewwwwwwwww gross well that sucked busted a 11 hour shift today 12 to 11 man it sucked im beat well man manny is asking me to give him a ride tomorrow to gat some shit but man that fucker owes me i dont wanna go well fuck i need to shower and sleep man im gonna sleep gotta go

love you all more later

@

AWWWWWWWW sheep shit

2005-05-12T15:58:01Z

okay how bout......

one time when i was younger me and my brother were eating pudding under a tree while we were watching our sheep when our father called my btother too him i snuck not one but two pieces of sheep shit into his pudding upon his return he continued to eat the pudding untill it was all gone including the sheep shit

now for the puch line

the truth is i have no brother I ATE THE SHEEP SHIT ALL OF IT

^^(i put it over here too but you were first iminluv......)

okay well starbuckis was good good smokes good friends good kiva juice
but manny was giving me this weird look THE WHOLE TIME i was all what the fuck
he is pretty fucked up most of the time yeah he shows up everyonce and a while wanting me to hang out with him and lalalala but lately i really havent wanted his attention
like this one time we were with my uncle and we were in FABENS gettin a lil tipsy and he got a lil messed up did somthing fucked up and was all take me home like a 1 o clock in the morning so me being the nice guy i am i did and he made me cruize ther block for another hour brcuse HE WASNT READY TO GO INSIDE so he smoked like a pack in my car that i bought him becuse he begged me and said he would pay me back so he finished that shit and then i finnaly droped him off and the next day i get a call from him like this

him=YOUR FUCKED UP MAN I HEAR WHAT YOU WERE TALLKING ABOUT

me=what are you talking bout

him=YOU WEERE TALKING BOUT BRENNDA YOU WERE SAYING SHE IS A BITCH AND SHE IS A SLUT

me= what the hell are you talking about me and my uncle were talking bout some chick at my work anna (cheake her out guys) anyway

him= no u wernt bitch i was about to punch you in your face i was

me= okay man get ur shit together kay *click*

well next time i see him is at that party that stopped befor i got there well he is all let me talk to you away from my g/f i was all what ever HERE WE GO AGAIN

him=hey give me 5 bucks for gas

me= u still owe me for the ciggs last time

him=no i dont i gave you a whole pack

me=dude i dont smoke i would know if i had pack of cigs cuz it would still be in my car ass

him= no i dont are you goonna give me the cash or what

me=ahhhhhhhhh fuck u better pay me back quick this is richards money i got for pushin i need it quick

him= yeah ill be there quick tommorow i just need it now i promise ill be at ur house tommorow

me=okay here you go *i pull out the cash*

him= no no not in front of my chick i dont want her to know

me= okay *secret hand shake

never saw the cash again

thanks alot a hole well if a pack o cigs and 5 bucks is all it cost to not have to do him favors for a while then im down

its like a slip up one lil thign and he has to mad dog me all the time fuck i hate that shit he just mad dogged me all the time a star bucks and im all when did he get all high and mighty as far i as i member you are in debt to me

whatever
well more doctors appointments ssaw some good friends while i was eating at KFC and had a generally good time yesterday well i gotta run im late for the doctoer then the triple shift at pizza hut

there was sooooooooo more to say but cant find time mabey later just had to get the bitching out of the way first you know how it goes
oh i saw the new mars volta cd yesterday i so wanna buy it yeah yeah yeah *creams pants *damn now i gotta shower

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